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Movie Bob Chipman Goes To The Bunny Ranch

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Bob “Movie Bob” Chipman is an obese, diabetic virgin who makes his living at failing to be an Ubermensch in front of a camera. He spends his free time fantasizing […]

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Bob “Movie Bob” Chipman is an obese, diabetic virgin who makes his living at failing to be an Ubermensch in front of a camera. He spends his free time fantasizing about growing vertical farms and exterminating Middle America to please his feminazi waifu, Anita Saarkesian. He also jerks off to his own self-image of being the successor to Super Mario, who will overthrow the “evil successor” to Bowser, Donald Trump.

This man-child obviously needs to get laid.
If he gets his dick wet, he may just chill the fuck out and move out of his parents’ basement.

Let’s make this a reality.
Let’s liberate this virgin from the chains of his own self-righteous wet dreams.

LET’S SEND MOVIE BOB TO THE BUNNY RANCH.

All proceeds of this fundraiser will go towards the hooker ($3000, including hazard pay) and travel expenses, including hotel, flight, car, and food (mostly food, because look at him).

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